Day to day encounters of the pedestrian kind

Yo so I just got in a little while ago and on my way home I'm walking down the street right next but just behind this guy, and its kind of weird cause you don't want to be too close to folks on the street, personal space shit ya know. So I speed up and try to pass him. Now the shit this guy does next really pisses me off.

I try to pass the guy cause he's walking slower than me, and what does he do? He speeds up.... I hate that shit. I mean is this a game or a race, I wanted to be like "Hey loser this ain't Mario Kart (yo I loved that game) what the hell are you doing, let me pass." So I kicked the son of a bitch in the back of the knee for trying to show me up in these mean Lincoln Square streets. Naw I just sped up on him after we stopped at the light, and checked his ass, but really after I pass him up he starts to walk slower like me passing him up lowered his self esteem hahaha.